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gunter samantha fox mp3February 28, 2005
by Alex E.
List of Fives for random stuff in life situations
Five words never to say in the presence of your Grandmother…
1. God (in vain)
2. S***
3. F***
4. Dick
5. Sex
Five all time greatest games (not in order)
1. Super Mario Brothers 3 (NES)
2. Contra (NES)
3. Zelda Ocarina of Time (Nintendo 64)
4. Elder Scrolls III Morrowind (XBOX)
5. Halo (XBOX) …halo 2 is too new of a game as of yet for this category.
Five best odd sports
1. Cricket
2. Jai Lai (spelling not correct I’m sure:
3. Fencing
4. Scrabble (I recently saw the nation scrabble championship on ESPN)
5. Cock Fights
My Five favorite words right now
1. Bownage
2. Owned
3. Douche
4. Gay
5. Rape
Five best video game consoles
1. NES (original Nintendo)
2. Sega Genesis
3. Nintendo 64
4. Playstation
5. XBOX
Five best computer games
1. Doom
2. Sim City
3. Medal of Honor
4. Sims
5. Call of Duty
Go to the next link that follows, read what's there, and try to come up with some of your own "5ives."
New 5ives! Especially funny is Five terrible fake LiveJournal memes.
posted from CultureCat: Rhetoric and Feminism - Clancy Ratliff's weblog
Posted by dwillia at February 28, 2005 12:36 AM
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OK, I edited the two four letter words in the first 5ive. Use your imagination. I let some others by that probably should be edited. Even though this is not an official school site, it's not going to be too hard for someone to trace the links back to us. Since I am computer-video game illiterate, not particularly fond of vulgarity, and both my grandmothers are dead, I guess the part of this I disappreciate the least is the 5ive "unusual sports." I'm glad you tried this assignment, though. What's "bownage," anyway. Misspelled, I presume.
Posted by: dwillia at February 28, 2005 01:26 AM
Pienso que ésta es una lista estúpida de cosas, y no son incluso creativos. Pienso que es mismo cliche para hacer listas fuera de todos estos asuntos, y no son pozo uniforme hecho. Oh, y "cinco" se deletrea con una "F" no "5". Triste y pathetic, ése es todo lo que tengo que decir sobre esto.
Posted by: None of your business at March 2, 2005 09:28 AM
This should sum up my feelings in Korean:
이것이 것의 어리석은 명부 이는 고 나는
생각한다, 그리고 그들은 조차 창조가 아니다적 이지 않는다. 아주 이 화제의 모두에서 명부를 만들는 진부한